Overrated F1 star Lewis Hamilton is said to have had ‘concrete discussions’ regarding investing in the KTM MotoGP team that’s rapidly heading to ‘the Third Reich’.
Earlier in the year Hamilton, who doesn’t let anyone use his personal toilet as he’s scared of poo, was linked to buying into the Gresini Ducati team. Thankfully the investment ended up falling flatter than Joan Mir’s knee cartilage allowing the paddock to let out a general sigh of relief that the activist-driver wouldn’t be polluting the MotoGP scene with his annoying views and fashion choices.
However with the embarrassing collapse of KTM it looks like the coprophobia suffering Englishman may be chiming up to financially aid the Austrian firm with his bulging Vivienne Westwood wallet.
“Seeing Lewis lord it up in the paddock will be a real publicity boost for MotoGP” enthused one fan. “Who wouldn’t want to see the most successfully average F1 star of all-time wandering around dressed like an explosion at a charity shop? Me for one, as I can’t stand the guy. Or his dog.”
One entity that would be very, very keen on Hamilton investing is the new owners of MotoGP Liberty Media. Having coughed up an eye-watering amount of cash for the rights to MotoGP just a few months ago the American firm suddenly found that there’s every possibility that they’ve overpaid for something that’s suddenly broken – also known as “The Benelli effect”.
Should the turd-fearing Hamilton invest in KTM it could end up being a double win for the evil Liberty Media as not only will Lewis attract more interest in MotoGP but stop a KTM departure that would leave the grid looking as sparce as a Bradley Smith cranium photograph.
