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It’s been said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. When MotoGP visited the Circuit of the Americas, history’s breakfast repeated itself as Marc Marquez caused utter chaos and totally got away with it. Let’s analyse what happened using a series of rhyming headings: Sheeting Rain turned the Texan tarmac into a skating…
The Thai MotoGP from Buriram brought us a mixture of surprises and total lack of surprises. The word “Gulf” featured prominently, so lets classify the winners and losers based on their similarities to various gulfs of the world. Gulf of America The world’s newest gulf didn’t even exist until a few weeks ago. Since then,…
Is the Thailand MotoGP round going to suck? If so, how badly? Let’s find out in this exclusive preview! Ducati The Bolognese factory didn’t even need to upgrade their machinery, as the GP24 already laps faster than a Valentino Rossi fan telling you about The Doctor’s favourite colour. Spanish Antichrist Marc Marquez should romp home…
MGPN can exclusively reveal that Ducati are about to launch a new range of lawnmowers powered by the Ducati GP25 engine. We caught up with our secret Ducati source to find out what’s going on in the Bolognese grass-care department. Q: What’s the story? Why is Ducati launching a range of lawnmowers? A: Well,…
Is KTM being flushed down the bog? Or can somebody roll up one sleeve and fish them back out of the U-bend like Ewan MacGregor in Trainspotting? Let’s investigate what’s going on with the Austrian brand. – What’s happened? The owners of KTM started acting like the people who buy their bikes. The management…