The Grand Prix of the Americas Awards
The awards for the Grand Prix of the Americas are now in Smoked Meats Award Texans love barbequed meat. Those following the Lone Star pride fondly refer to steak as ‘the thinking man’s salad’ as the locals worship brisket like it’s the second coming of the Alamo. Meanwhile vegans go hungry. And rightly so….
Toprak Razgathfeasflıoğlu to Honda in 2026
Reigning World Superbike champion Toprak Razgatlıosdafsğlu has apparently put pistachio to parchment and signed for Honda MotoGP for the 2026 season. The move appears to be in response to the current state of World Superbikes where earlier in the Month the Turkish BMW rider bemoaned Ducati’s unfair dominance in the series so has switched to…
The diary of Miguel Oliveira – the world’s unluckiest rider
Miguel Oliveira, Portugal’s MotoGP star, is the unluckiest dude on two wheels. He may have skills—wins, podiums—but fate’s got a personal grudge leading to him being a magnet for hilarious disaster. Because of this we at MGPNews thought it would be an excellent idea to catch up with the diary entries of Miguel to find…
Argie Bargie: The Argentinian MotoGP Awards
The awards for Agentinian GP are now in: The Tango Award The tango is a sultry, dramatic dance with enough hip action to put Jorge Martin back out of action for another two months. Originating from Argentina, it’s the perfect mix of passion and domestic violence set to music, where every sensual move screams, “I…
Bagnaia’s all new scientific excuses
Before the season started the hen-pecked Italian Pecco Bagnaia comically put forward a scientific explanation to why he is usually a bit rubbish in the sprint races – a fact that technically lost him the championship last year. The tipsy driving Italian rubbished the common belief that his substandard Saturday races were because he couldn’t…
MotoGP Thailand Review: Gulf of Agura
The Thai MotoGP from Buriram brought us a mixture of surprises and total lack of surprises. The word “Gulf” featured prominently, so lets classify the winners and losers based on their similarities to various gulfs of the world. Gulf of America The world’s newest gulf didn’t even exist until a few weeks ago. Since then,…
Word on the street: How is Italy coping?
After the catastrophic results of the weekend Italy declared a week of official mourning. As the country struggled to come to terms with what had been witnessed many villages paraded effigies of Lady Madonna through the streets with the Antichrist and his younger slightly more rubbish brother depicted as cruelly mocking her. Even the Vatican…
MotoGP Thailand: How Bad Can It Be?
Is the Thailand MotoGP round going to suck? If so, how badly? Let’s find out in this exclusive preview! Ducati The Bolognese factory didn’t even need to upgrade their machinery, as the GP24 already laps faster than a Valentino Rossi fan telling you about The Doctor’s favourite colour. Spanish Antichrist Marc Marquez should romp home…
The most evil tyres in history – do Michelin’s MotoGP tyres stand up?
Last month in Sepang Aprilia went on the offensive blaming Michelin for the crash that saw their prized asset Jorge Martin shipped off to A&E. Technically the Italian scooter manufacturer didn’t accuse the tyres directly, instead they went into ‘politician mode’ stating that Martin’s bone-splintering tarmac tussle wasn’t his fault or the bike. The French…
Exclusive: Ducati Launch New GP25 Lawnmower Range!
MGPN can exclusively reveal that Ducati are about to launch a new range of lawnmowers powered by the Ducati GP25 engine. We caught up with our secret Ducati source to find out what’s going on in the Bolognese grass-care department. Q: What’s the story? Why is Ducati launching a range of lawnmowers? A: Well,…
